Sade’s
Sweeper & The Bottom Brush
But
it’s just a primitive broom! M050
Yes,
but history tells us that this was one of the Marquis de Sade’s
favorite things to be hit with, on the frequent
occasions when he himself was the one being hit. It
is also the only object absolutely known to have been
used by him on others. If this is true, the infamous
Marquis was something of a wuss because this brush is astonishingly
pleasant. The natural fiber tips are stiff and springy with just
a touch of sting and scratch.
(This
is what de Sade probably sent the girl out to buy when he
wanted his own bottom warmed. The Marquis was sort
of a selfish softy who really "topped from the bottom,"and
vice versa. These are pretty much like what she would have come
back with, if she hadn’t come back with the police -- but that’s
another story!)
Handcrafted
in our own workshop using traditional broom straw, if used
as intended, Sade's Sweeper will give years of pleasure,
but it is not quite as indestructible as our other products and
does not carry the same one-year warranty.
Sade
now has an imported companion item, which we have dubbed:
The
Bottom Brush M051
Originally
sold as a "Hearth Broom" it is constructed from a different
"breed" of rattan than we are used to (kooboo or dragon)
and is processed into "polished reed" which removes the
outer skin.
The
reeds are hard in texture and the large bundle makes this a serious
implement. However, the same "Destructability warning"
of the Sweeper applies here as well.
We offer it with our Nylon wrapped handle
In Copper-Brown, as shown.
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